That’s not me.
That’s some free image from the internet.
Look at the good-looking bastard with his stupid lamp and his pen and his ideas and his face. He’s not sitting in his pants, eating crisps, covered in crumbs.
Crying.
I’d bet he’d write his biography in the third person too.
I am too tired of this world to write about myself in the third person.
I write fiction. I think I write speculative genre fiction? I think I write cynical social commentary disguised as speculative genre fiction. But I could be wrong.
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